Who's that man from Argentina?
Who's that man they all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes
He's our superstar Tevez
And forever at United he will score!

I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele,
So I asked, "Who is he?"
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Hong Kong Phooey (PARK)

(tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It' )

We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey on the wing,
We've got Hong Kong Phooey, Hong Kong Phooey,
Hong Kong Phooey on the wing!

Michael Carrick is a Red

(to the tune of 'Seasons In The Sun')

He can tackle, pass, head,
Michael Carrick is a Red.
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
Your not fit to wipe his arse!

Drink, Drink, Wherever You May Be

(tune of 'Lord of the Dance')

Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a f*ck, and we don't give a sh*t,
We're coming home with the title tonight

or

Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a sh*t, and we don't give a f*ck,
We're coming home with the European Cup tonight

Follow, follow, follow
cause United are going to Moscow
There'll be thousands of Reds,
we'll be pissed out our heads
cause United are going to Moscow

Anderson-son-son (tune: Agadoo)

Anderson-son-son
He's better than Kleberson;
Anderson-son-son
He's our midfield magician;
To the left, to the right
Do the samba dance tonight;
He is class, with the brass
and he shits on Fabregas

That boy Ronaldo

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
That boy Ronaldo
Makes England look shite!

Fergie Wonderland

Mourinho are you listening,
You'd better keep our trophy glistening;
'Coz we'll be back in May, to take it away,
walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

John O'Shea Tune: Into the ark

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will f****ng sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score...
(sanitized version: ...the Stretford End will rise and sing...)

Pride of all Europe

We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
"We beat 'em at home,
And we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the
Cockneys of course;
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys."

Eric the King

We'll drink a drink a drink
To eric the king the king the king
He's the leader of our football team
He's the greatest, centre forward
That the world has ever seen

Ryan Giggs Tune : Robin Hood

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, crosses like The King
Beats one and two, beats three and four,
He will score, he will score, he will score.

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, greatest ever goal
Semi-Final Villa Park, ran right through them all
Beat half the team, straight in the net
Won't forget, won't forget, no we won't forget.

Ji Sung Park

Park Park where every you may be, you eat dogs in your country. But it could be worse, you could be scouse. Eating rats in a council house.

Build a Bonfire - Tune: Oh my darling Clementine

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot